I totally forgot about this blog that I share with my sister.
So yeah. To be fair, I have been impossibly busy with Adult Stuff (also see: Stuff That Makes Me Want To Shove My Head Through The Wall) and finding the time to sit down and type out stories in a vaguely humorous manner wasn't exactly high on my to-do list. But you've heard this all before and I know you guys are probably anti-excuse so let's just say I was mauled by a bear hungry for hipster flesh and I have been recovering in Urban Outfitters, neatly arranging the display case of plastic cameras.
So over the past few weeks I have written a handful of annoyed emails, I have read The Fault in Our Stars in a nearby library while I leaned against a cold window, I've had a couple religious experiences listening to Circle of Life at full volume, I've had a restaurant bill paid for because one of the waiters is in love with Allie, I've tackled a friend on the sidewalk at 3 am, I've drunkenly hid in a stranger's front yard in an impromptu game of hide and seek with Kayla, and I've swung inappropriately high on a swing set at night with Kayla whilst blasting Wake Me Up When September Ends. The 7th grader in me was very happy that night.
Other than that, this semester is going by painfully slowly. Not that I haven't had any going-to-remember-this-moment-for-the-rest-of-my-life experiences, but it's been rough. I am counting down the days until spring break when I fly back to California and disappear from the world entirely. At least there I don't have to answer the dreaded "why did you move from California to Pennsylvania ARE YOU INSANE" question that seems to be so popular. I'm this close to saying I'm from North Dakota just so people can stop piercing my Californian soul with their judgments. I have quite literally been lectured on why California is a happiness cornucopia. Like these are things that are happening to me. So at any given point in time you should assume that I am fighting the urge to punch the person asking me why I moved from "like, the best place on Earth man".
This blog is going to end now in a very abrupt and apathetic manner.
It's not you, it's me.
(I promise I'll write something interesting next time. This was an "I'm not dead. Just barely existing" post)